I thought I'd tell a joke. Bob, you'll appreciate this one.
There's 4 doctors eating at a restaurant. An American, A French, A German, and a Russian.
The French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney from one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
The German responds with, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of a person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart from one person, put it in another, and have both people looking for work in two weeks."
The American, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."