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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:20 am 
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I thought I'd tell a joke. Bob, you'll appreciate this one. :thumbsup:

There's 4 doctors eating at a restaurant. An American, A French, A German, and a Russian.

The French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney from one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

The German responds with, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of a person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart from one person, put it in another, and have both people looking for work in two weeks."

The American, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work." :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:24 am 
 
Dead on with a ZERO!!!! :thumbsup:


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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:26 pm 
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i got one for ya........2 guys went hunting and 1 fell outa the tree stand, so his buddy calls 911 and tells the dispatcher that he thinks his buddy is dead and he needs help.....well the person on the phone says to make sure he's dead, so the guy says hang on a sec......while waiting for the hunter to get back on the phone, he hears 2 gunshots then the guy says........he's dead now, now what.............. :bang: :bang:

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:58 pm 
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Ok, my turn.

Yesterday our President was being briefed on the Iraq war. He was told that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed by a roadside bomb.

A distraught looked came over his face, he began to shake and cried out "How many is a brazillian ?"

He also doesn't know what a billion or trillion is either.

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:05 pm 
 
55promod wrote:
Ok, my turn.

Yesterday our President was being briefed on the Iraq war. He was told that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed by a roadside bomb.

A distraught looked came over his face, he began to shake and cried out "How many is a brazillian ?"

He also doesn't know what a billion or trillion is either.

Now that was funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and true


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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:14 pm 
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little johnny and suzie are only 10 years old. they know they are in love and they want to get married..well suzies father thinks this is adorable and he says '' johnny were will you live'' johnny replies '' in suzies room its much bigger and will accomidate both of us''. suzies father still thinks this is funny. so he asks ''how will you pay your bills... johnny replies, with our allowance suzie makes 5 bucks a week and i make 10 bucks a week...so thats 60 dollars a month..we will be fine, by this time suzies father is a little concerned about johnny and how well thought out his plan is....so he asks johnny a question thats sure to stump him with no answer........ he asks johnny what will you do when the babies come along?......................johnny replies...... '' well we've been lucky so far!!!!!!!!

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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:22 pm 
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NOW THATS FUNNY............... :thumbsup:

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 Post Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:27 am 
 
The shootout, its a coming.
Cars and racers everywhere,
hope Mother Nature likes us,
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!!


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 Post Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:00 am 
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Be there I shall!!! :peel:

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 Post Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:47 pm 
 
Drag racing at its finest,
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