Since it's raining.........

[junkman306]

I thought I'd tell a joke. Bob, you'll appreciate this one.

There's 4 doctors eating at a restaurant. An American, A French, A German, and a Russian.

The French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney from one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

The German responds with, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of a person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart from one person, put it in another, and have both people looking for work in two weeks."

The American, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."

[Bob]

Dead on with a ZERO!!!!

[Just Jim]

i got one for ya........2 guys went hunting and 1 fell outa the tree stand, so his buddy calls 911 and tells the dispatcher that he thinks his buddy is dead and he needs help.....well the person on the phone says to make sure he's dead, so the guy says hang on a sec......while waiting for the hunter to get back on the phone, he hears 2 gunshots then the guy says........he's dead now, now what..............

[55promod]

Ok, my turn.

Yesterday our President was being briefed on the Iraq war. He was told that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed by a roadside bomb.

A distraught looked came over his face, he began to shake and cried out "How many is a brazillian ?"

He also doesn't know what a billion or trillion is either.

[sbmrx7]

Ok, my turn.

Yesterday our President was being briefed on the Iraq war. He was told that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed by a roadside bomb.

A distraught looked came over his face, he began to shake and cried out "How many is a brazillian ?"

He also doesn't know what a billion or trillion is either.

Now that was funny and true

[Larry Jr.]

little johnny and suzie are only 10 years old. they know they are in love and they want to get married..well suzies father thinks this is adorable and he says '' johnny were will you live'' johnny replies '' in suzies room its much bigger and will accomidate both of us''. suzies father still thinks this is funny. so he asks ''how will you pay your bills... johnny replies, with our allowance suzie makes 5 bucks a week and i make 10 bucks a week...so thats 60 dollars a month..we will be fine, by this time suzies father is a little concerned about johnny and how well thought out his plan is....so he asks johnny a question thats sure to stump him with no answer........ he asks johnny what will you do when the babies come along?......................johnny replies...... '' well we've been lucky so far!!!!!!!!

[Just Jim]

NOW THATS FUNNY...............

[Bob]

The shootout, its a coming.
Cars and racers everywhere,
hope Mother Nature likes us,
BE THERE or BE SQUARE!!!

[junkman306]

Be there I shall!!!

[Bob]

Drag racing at its finest,
get ready, on your mark,
in Rogersville this weekend,
at Ozark Raceway Park.