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Joke Thread (Updated 7/30)

Postby 55promod » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:52 pm

Ladies Golf Joke



Now this is what I am talking about! A woman with some common sense!



A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.



The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama.



Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.



She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."



She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
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Re: Golf Joke

Postby Bob West » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:52 pm

LIKE,LIKE,LIKE
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Re: Golf Joke

Postby Just Jim » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:30 pm

:thumbsup: ...........pretty good there......... :D
slightly burned out, but still smokin'......
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Re: Golf Joke

Postby 55promod » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:56 pm

First Butts



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Left To right - Princess Letizia of Spain,
French first lady Carla Bruni


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and yep, you guessed it.


The one on the right is the woman telling us how and
what to feed our Kids.
And the Media Claims she is the best dressed
since Jackie Kennedy.

The only bigger ass is her Husband.
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Re: Joke Thread (Updated 7/27)

Postby James Kelley » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:16 pm

:D :D :D :D :D Keith that is good
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Re: Joke Thread (Updated 7/27)

Postby Just Jim » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:09 pm

:thumbsup: ......kieth, you are full of it.......jokes that is......LOL
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Re: Joke Thread (Updated 7/27)

Postby OpelGT » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:29 pm

Baby got back!
From behind it looks like two Volkswagens trying to pass each other.
How does she get 50 lbs of crack past White House security every day?
I came here to kickass and chew bubble gum.... and I am all out of bubble gum.
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Re: Joke Thread (Updated 7/27)

Postby 55promod » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:54 pm

A simple explanation of why Chick Fil A supports man/woman marraige

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