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 Post Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:52 pm 
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Ladies Golf Joke



Now this is what I am talking about! A woman with some common sense!



A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.



The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama.



Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.



She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."



She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"

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 Post Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:52 pm 
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LIKE,LIKE,LIKE

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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:30 pm 
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Location: don't have the foggiest idea....
:thumbsup: ...........pretty good there......... :D

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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:56 pm 
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First Butts



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Left To right - Princess Letizia of Spain,
French first lady Carla Bruni


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and yep, you guessed it.


The one on the right is the woman telling us how and
what to feed our Kids.
And the Media Claims she is the best dressed
since Jackie Kennedy.

The only bigger ass is her Husband.

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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:16 pm 
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:D :D :D :D :D Keith that is good

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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:09 pm 
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:thumbsup: ......kieth, you are full of it.......jokes that is......LOL

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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:29 pm 
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Baby got back!
From behind it looks like two Volkswagens trying to pass each other.
How does she get 50 lbs of crack past White House security every day?

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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:54 pm 
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A simple explanation of why Chick Fil A supports man/woman marraige

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