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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:32 am 
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Hey Daddy'sGirl, here's a funny joke

A banker is proudly driving his brand-new Jaguar sedan around New York City. On reaching his destination, he parks the car at the curb and gets out on the traffic side. Just as he opens the door, a taxicab slams into it, ripping the door right off its hinges. The cabby drives off as if nothing extraordinary has occurred.

A policeman who witnesses the whole thing walks up to the banker, who is now wailing loudly, "Ohhh myyy gaaawdd! Look what that idiot did to my new Jaaaaggguuuaar!

The cop looks at the banker, shakes his head, and says, "You bankers are so damn materialistic! Here you are whining about your expensive car, and you don't even realize the cab tore off your arm!"

The banker looks down at where his arm used to be and begins to wail loudly, "Ohhhh myyy gaawd, my Rolllllleeeexxx is gone!"
by David Littlefield
Houston, Texas
http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/hot ... es_feature


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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:41 am 
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Thank you 135---that made me smile. Very fitting and timely.

The jokes in the link are very funny-especially the 'blonde' one..... thank you.

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